May 7, 2013

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quickienewyork:

©2013 by The Dirty Gentleman (#624)
Good morning!

I actually considered opening this in Photoshop and trying to sharpen it. I realized 1. that’s super creepy 2. that wouldn’t actually work.

quickienewyork:

©2013 by The Dirty Gentleman (#624)

Good morning!

I actually considered opening this in Photoshop and trying to sharpen it. I realized 1. that’s super creepy 2. that wouldn’t actually work.

May 4, 2013

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Custom tweed. Extra wide double Winsors. Elbow pads.

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His world is opulent. He is gourmet, gourmand, restrained hedonist. Cultured monster.

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May 4, 2013

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You know what? I can’t even see those words. That whole outfit is orgasmically amazing.

But I want to fix his collar.

(Source: hxcfairy, via skolita)

Apr 24, 2013

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Maybe I am a bear.

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Apr 24, 2013

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Except for numbers 18 and 21 my girlfriend could have written this.

Except for numbers 18 and 21 my girlfriend could have written this.

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Apr 23, 2013

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fuckingrecipes:

redkiteslongnights:

mimzors:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…

this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.

I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE

Well, I guess I know what I am doing tomorrow morning.

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Apr 21, 2013

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The Girl Who Fucked: Everything is sore, I have bite marks on my tits and whip marks on my...

thegirlwhofucked:

Everything is sore, I have bite marks on my tits and whip marks on my ass and my throat feels like someone went after it with a pipe cleaner.

And that time last night / this morning when there was a hand in my pussy, fingers in my ass, a cock somewhere near my face and a hitachi on my clit?…

For my parts I can say, you’re welcome.

Apr 17, 2013

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quickienewyork:

©2013 by The Dirty Gentleman (#613)

My current roommate tying up his girlfriend, who is my pretend little sister. #wearenauga

quickienewyork:

©2013 by The Dirty Gentleman (#613)

My current roommate tying up his girlfriend, who is my pretend little sister. #wearenauga

Apr 17, 2013

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quickienewyork:

©2013 by The Dirty Gentleman (#615)

Former roommate (I miss you!) sucking off my girlfriend’s girlfriend. #reallife

quickienewyork:

©2013 by The Dirty Gentleman (#615)

Former roommate (I miss you!) sucking off my girlfriend’s girlfriend. #reallife

Apr 11, 2013

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Super Hero Fiction: Phase One

jacksonpepper:

The Holt Building still looked too new and unreal, like it didn’t belong in the city she’d been born in. At almost a hundred stories tall, it was a monolith of dark glass and steel that cut a gash in the sky like a dagger. There was something unworldly in its fluid design. It made her both filled with awe and a bit uncomfortable.

Security was tighter than most airports. Her bags were searched, her ID was scanned, her background was checked. Her stomach lurched as the elevator sped up fifty some odd floors before hissing to a stop abruptly, there was some internal click in the mechanism under her before the elevator hurled up the next fifty stories even faster. When it reach what felt like it must be the top floor, the door slid open to a single huge room.

The elevator bay was in the center of the circular room and all the walls were made of huge windows that showed a 360 degree view of the entire city; uptown, downtown, rivers to the east and west.

The room held two huge curved conference tables, each black glass like the exterior of the building, but the surfaces winked and flashed with numbers and pictures, like giant computer monitors.

In front of her were three desks, one of them topped with a lazily spinning holographic globe, complete with real time displays of weather pattern and swirling clouds.

At the smallest of the desk sat a twenty-something looking man, handsome in a prettyish way, typing away on a very sleek looking laptop. He looked up and motioned for her to sit in the seat on the other side of his desk.

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Apr 9, 2013

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omg Jon Snow looks just like my roommate.

omg Jon Snow looks just like my roommate.

(Source: studiosaraeileen)

Apr 7, 2013

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Apr 7, 2013

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bronaghsaurus asked: I came across your short stories about a week ago, and I read most of them in one night! Damn, they got me so excited. Anywho, I was wondering do you just sit down and beat one out (no pun intended) in one sitting or do you take time to plan, and redraft and blah blah?

More often than not I start story ideas on my phone, often on my morning commute and then let them germinate for a while, then come back to them days/weeks later and finish them up. I don’t redraft short works.

Apr 5, 2013

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Dayum.

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