Today I came across this comment on Fetlife defining the word “pansexual” (trigger warning for a transphobic slur):
Yeah. This. I’ve had a variety of people “praise” me for being far queerer/gayer/whatever than I am. I’ve playfully called myself hetroflexible or what ever, but having grown up with people who actually had to fight for their sexual freedom (and not always win) I am weary of even calling myself bi, just because I make out with/play with dudes once in a while and occasionally wear more than three colors at a time.
I still think the best definition of pansexual is: like straight only served in a deep dish, Chicago style.