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Jack Stratton. New Yorker, writer, foodie, poly, skeptic, dandy, daddy, switch.
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fuckingrecipes:

redkiteslongnights:

mimzors:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…

this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.

I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE

Well, I guess I know what I am doing tomorrow morning.