One of the loveliest #dirtypromts we received was from our wonderful door girl Piper. Her saucy photo inspired lovely stories from all of the Dirty Boys. (You can find @quickienewyork’s here and @daisysanger’s here and @gibsongrand’s here)

It is a crime and there has never been a girl that made me feel more guilty.

As we pass her around, like a party favor, I am predatory and protective all at once. I have to remind myself of many things, that she is not actually a little girl, that she is as smart as she is gorgeous, that she loves being a doll as much as we love dressing her up and playing with her.

She beams like sunshine on our laps though and makes us forget half the things we’re trying to member. She flits from lip to lip with hummingbird aplomb.

Always the first to step out of her party dress and always the last to stop washing our whiskey stained glasses when the nights end.

She is our perfect Piper and as strange as it sounds, I feel blessed every time I get a dirty picture from her.

What can I say abut last night?

I found myself worrying about how long we were going. Two hours turned into more like three, but the audience stayed with us and stayed after to have some wonderful mingling and canoodling.

I can’t thank our emcee enough, the fabulous Ms Dorothy Darker, who was personable and naughty and hilarious. And our delightful door girl, in her illegal outfit, who welcomed all and sat as blushing muse through our prompt stories. And of course my wonderful co-readers, Gibson Grand, Daisy Danger, and Guy New York.

It was our largest crowd and our smoothest show. The drinks and words flowed and I couldn’t have been happier with the evening.

And indeed, there were some rather titillating diversions and perversions afterwards. Fodder for more stories, absolutely. Like the new friends who slipped snakelike out of her tiny dress only to have her date kindly ask me if I would give her 25 birthday spanks. And one for good luck, obviously.

New friends and old chatted and kissed and put on shows of their own.

By midnight I was in heaven.

And now I yawn and stretch, realizing I didn’t drink any liquor, but I still have a hangover of sorts.

But I took the day off to recover and I hope all those I saw and kissed and spanked and tied up and so on all have a wonderful Monday and I thank each and every one of them for helping to make the night a wonderful blushing biting tipsy success.

I’m happy to announce the second Dirty Boys reading will be at 7pm on Sunday, November 3rd, 2013. We will once again be at The Magician, 118 Rivington (btwn Norfolk and Essex.) There will be a $5 cover (message me if you are poor and/or desperate) and the bar is cash only.

Readers will include the usuals: Guy New York, Gibson Grand, and Jack Stratton, plus Daisy Danger and a few other guests to be announced.

For more information, see dirtyboysnyc.com.

I’m happy to announce the second Dirty Boys reading will be at 7pm on Sunday, November 3rd, 2013. We will once again be at The Magician, 118 Rivington (btwn Norfolk and Essex.) There will be a $5 cover (message me if you are poor and/or desperate) and the bar is cash only.

Readers will include the usuals: Guy New York, Gibson Grand, and Jack Stratton, plus Daisy Danger and a few other guests to be announced.

For more information, see dirtyboysnyc.com.